Thou Shalt Not Choke
Wednesday, February 27, 2008

[via Reuters]
Labels: Brent Sutter's job is safe.... or is it, Ottawa Senators, the choking usually starts in April
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And So It Begins...
Monday, February 25, 2008
TSN is reporting that Peter Forsberg has signed a deal with the Colorado Avalanche for the remainder of the season. This news comes out of left field since Forsberg's agent was letting teams know last week that his client would not be coming back. Said Forsberg:
Over the last several months, I have worked extremely hard in order for this to be possible. I am looking forward to putting this jersey on again. I have so many great memories of my playing days in Denver. I'm excited about helping my new teammates and former teammates in the coming weeks, and hopefully I am able to do that in the very near future.
[via TSN]
Labels: Colorado Avalanche, he won't make it to the playoffs, Joe Sakic has a lot of pull, they won the last one without him
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Mats Sundin Is Not A Fan Of Waiving
Saturday, February 23, 2008

I have to do what feels right in my heart. I just don't think I can go to another team if I don't want to play for another team. That wouldn't be right to myself. That's how I feel right now.
On the one hand, Sundin doesn't want to play for another team. On the other hand, most Leafs fans don't want Sundin to play for their team. Expect a quiet summer in Toronto.
[via TSN]
Labels: Mats Sundin will get death threats, toronto Maple Laughs, Toronto Maple Leafs
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Zonk! Pow! Bop!
Friday, February 22, 2008
How hard is it to find a competent acting coach in Los Angeles? Pretty hard, if you're the LA Kings. Look at the YouTube (thanks for the meme, Hillary) and try not to laugh.
[via Deadspin]
Labels: Adam West was never believable as Batman, funny commercials, Los Angeles Kings
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We Don't Have No Stinkin' Biases
Thursday, February 21, 2008

In yesterday's Hockeynation poll, TSN asked its readers the following question:
Dan Boyle, TB (4%)
Brian Campbell, BUF (10%)
Marian Hossa, ATL (34%)
Olli Jokinen, FLA (25%)
Brad Richards, TB (22%)
Alex Tanguay, CGY (4%)
Other than Mats Sundin?
Rumor has it that TSN is considering some of these for next week's Hockeynation poll.
- Which team, other than the Maple Leafs, made the best trade deadline deal?
- Other than Darcy Tucker, who is the biggest pest in the NHL?
- Other than Vesa Toskala, who is the most underrated goalie in the league?
- Which team, other than the Maple Leafs, has the best shot of winning the cup next year?
Labels: fair and balanced, Toronto Maple Leafs
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Let's Pretend To Make A Deal
Wednesday, February 20, 2008

One thing's always cool about these meetings. Well, two, if you count the ever-present possibility of a Kevin Lowe-Brian Burke brawl. In all seriousness, it's always fun to see what funny proposed rule changes emerge from these meetings. Here's the rundown on what the general managers came up with:
- One minute penalties during regular season overtime periods: There are two schools of thought on this one. 1: Considering that regular season OT only lasts five minutes, a one minute penalty seems more fair than two minutes for an infraction. 2: If players are stupid enough to take a penalty during four on four OT, they deserve to stew in the box for the full two minutes. I'd agree with the second point. The NHL will ask the AHL to test the proposal next year, before making a decision for 09-10. Who needs market research when the AHL serves as your own personal test market?
- Offensive zone faceoffs after a penalty, no matter where the puck is when play is stopped: Most GMs supported this one. The AHL currently has the rule in place and it could be implemented as early as next season in the NHL. Seems fair.
- Pushing the start of free agency to July 7 instead of July 1. By golly, all those national holidays take the focus off of the NHL. We need people paying attention to hockey in July! Somehow, I don't really think that's a problem for Canadians. Most Canadians would rather watch whatever free agency special TSN cooks up than have to sit through Sam Roberts on the CBC, for the 10th straight year.
- The GMs were split on an 84-game schedule: If Sydney Crosby is your number one draw, it makes so much sense for him to only visit certain cities once every four years. Would anyone really care if Carolina played Atlanta seven times instead of eight?
- Them goalies be cheatin': The GMs are serious about tackling the issue of goalie equipment. They mean it this time. Even more than last time.
So that's about it for another exciting year of winter meetings.
Labels: it's just an excuse to get in a few rounds of golf, nhl winter meetings, you thought of a better rule change
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Rookies Are Such Easy Targets
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
What happened to the good old hazing tradition of shaving a rookie's pubes?
Labels: Dallas Stars, it's still a pontiac sunfire, nhl players recommend driving with skates
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Forsberg Not Coming Back
Monday, February 18, 2008

"The prospect of Peter having enough confidence in the foot-skate issue to commit to being able to play in the NHL this season isn't where it needs to be at this moment," Baizley told TSN. "As a result, teams are being told it is unlikely he will be able to commit to return to the NHL this season."
Sasly, no word on how Forsberg's foot injury will affect his ability to model and hawk Crocs in his native Sweden.
Labels: Colorado Avalanche, fairies wear Crocs, Peter Forsberg, Philadelphia Flyers, wonky foot fetish
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